Published Dec 4, 2010
1.) I am fully prepared for the zombie apocalypse.
2.) I seem to have some sort of mental block when it comes to remembering words and phrases that start with "p". Like paradox. And poetic justice. And portentousness. I blame it on Nutrasweet.
3.) I've lived in eight states in the U.S. Nine if you consider South Carolina to be a state. Personally, I don't.