Gained access to my gf's account. :]

Fellow Sim People,

I successfully guessed my gf's password to her account, so I thought I'd take advantage over it by typing up this story before she busts my butt.

Her name's Helona. We met over an online game, known as League of BigBigBigSomethingBig, out of pure luck. Believe in fate? I never used to, up until July 8th. One of the very, Very few dates I recall without hesitation, due to my poor memory. That, and her birthday.

Let me tell y'all this; Pick up lines don't work unless said with confidence, and a tad bit of arrogance. Not even 5 minutes had passed before I got the urge to try my luck with her. So I did.

"[Female dog], I ain't yo' boyfriend."
Those were the exact words I typed in the room chat box to lure her in. Had my line worked?

-Couple weeks later-

"I love you."
Funny how long it takes to muster up enough courage in order to even /whisper/ said words to your significant other, for the very 1st time.

The good news? ..I ended up typing them. I texted her the very first 'ily' one night. I clenched my jaw in anxiety, nearly biting my tongue in the process. Her reply?

"Explain."

That one word nearly obliterated me. Was she creeped out? Was she angry with me? Was I being overly aggressive, or blunt?

So I cowered and replied "..as a friend." as I covered myself with a sheet of regret and fell asleep.

I gave it another shot the next night, and..

-Fast forward a couple weeks or so-

"You're beautiful."
Every day ever since, she's been forced to read those very words in order to compensate for the fact that, she never gave me a legit reason as to why I deserved her.

Guys, she's Beyond beautiful. She's gorgeous. Everything about her is mesmerizing. Each, and every one of her unique features is enough to give a married man reason enough to cheat on his wife. And chances are, their wives would forgive their husbands after letting them know that they turned lesbian and cheated on them before their husbands even knew what hit them. All because of my girl.

Don't get me started on Helona's personality. She has this ability, or, rather source within her, to forgive even the worst of actions inflicted onto her by others- myself included. Countless times I've made her cry, (something I regret daily, even though she's made it clear to me that she forgave me for each and every instance).

Oh man, her voice. That. Voice.
It's angelic. It's like a whole harmony of angels attempting to sing an infinite melody of I don't know what. She tops that. With ease.

She's probably wondering why I'm not replying to her texts, lol, but truth is I've gotta cut it short before she takes notice of my scheme. Guys out there, if you've got a gal out there that sounds similar to mine- she ain't. None are. This one's unique. But don't let go if you somehow manage to pair up with them, USING MY EPIC PICKUP LINE.

I love ya baby girl :] So I bought ya a year's worth of whatever this subscription is. <3 Helona mou.