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I married a MUMMY! Part 5
Published Jan 30, 2011


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Candy here! It seems I was given another chapter as requested! Where were we? Ah yes, the Sphinx. Worst! Tomb! Ever!

Candy here! It seems I was given another chapter as requested! Where were we? Ah yes, the Sphinx. Worst! Tomb! Ever! After leaving the Sphinx with no treasure (or shoes! Why are there never any shoes in tombs?), I walked over to Mummy. We were both upset because our honeymoon was over! Worst of all, we'd only explored the Sphinx. "Should have gone to France!" I said.
"Don't worry about it. I've had a great time being with my beautiful wife." Mummy replied.

We then kissed and cuddled the last hours away.
We then looked over Egypt. What was to me a holiday destination, was Mummy's home. It would be harder for him to leave than it would for me. Once that shockingly cheesy moment was over, we hopped in the taxi and returned to Sunset Valley. After an extremely long taxi journey home, we were back in Sunset Valley. I couldn't wait to get out of the smelly taxi and back home! But then our taxi made a wrong turn, and pulled up outside this house. It turns out that it was our new home! A big step up from the underground tomb, I think! I was very happy, and Mummy could finally feel like he was leading a normal life! In the house was a huge, luxurious grand piano! I started learning how to play some songs to my array of skills. I think I'm doing quite well so far!

"Twinkle, twinkle, little star! How I wonder what you are!"
Mummy decided to write novels for fun. Not just any novels, but soppy romance novels! His first was entitled 'Sitting alone eating ice-cream', and his second is called 'Rolling on the floor crying'. I don't know what market this is aimed at, but it must be a popular one! Mummy's huge sarcophagus was moved onto the landing. We still got up to the usual antics, if you know what I mean! We both loved going on our swing set. We were living the teenage dream. We were living like childhood sweethearts. I logged on to the computer when an unknown user tried to chat with me.

MummyReverter says: I know about your husband. I can make him normal.
xCandy_Baby_Angelx says: OMG, rly?
MummyReverter says: Sorry? I don't understand what you're saying.
xCandy_Baby_Angelx says: wth, surly u can undstand mi!
MummyReverter: Whatever, just meet me outside the Park in 1 hour!
xCandy_Baby_Angelx says: watever babs, c u l8r!
An hour later, I got dressed, and Mummy cleaned his bandages. We drove over to the park. I was spying around to see where the mysterious man would be. Mummy then ran off to collect butterflies. Then I spotted him. He was standing outside the library. My goodness, he did look shady, didn't he? I ran across the road to meet him. "Excuse me?" I asked.
"Ah, you must be Candy. Or Baby. Or Angel..." he replied.
"No, it is Candy. So, you say that you can revert my husband into a human?"
"Yes, I can."
"What's the catch?"
"No catch, just a condition."
"And what would that condition be?"
"I'll come round to your house at 8. I shall expect a performance. Now, be gone!"

I ran away. What a creepy man!
A few hours later, and I was ready to entertain. It felt so wrong! And that's just wearing the corset that squeezes my stomach like a bagpipe! Or a haggis... Mummy came up to see how I looked.

"Wow, honey, you look incredible! It's a shame I can have any of it!" Mummy said.
"Yes you can! Just once the creepy old man has been and gone."
*DING* *DONG*

I went to answer the door. The creepy old man was standing there, peering through the glass. I invited him inside.
Deep inside, I was breaking up.

"Oh gosh! I can't do it! I just can't do it!" I thought.
"Listen, Sir, but I can't do it! I have a husband and we've been happily married for 5 days!" I wailed.
"What? This has nothing to with your husband!" he replied.
"What do you mean?"
"When I said performance, I meant on the piano! I've heard that you're very good!"
"Oh. Okay then!"
"The camptown ladies sing this song! Doo-dah! Doo-dah! The camptown racetrack 5 miles long! Oh, doo-dah day!" we sung.
"Do you know anything else?" The man asked.
"Baa Baa Black Sheep, Twinkle Twinkle, Mary had a little lamb. Loads!" I replied.
At that point, Mummy came in.

"What are you doing to my wife?" he shouted at The Man.
"What do you mean?" he replied.
"You've been torturing her with that awful noise!"
"That was my singing. Anyway, I have got the cure to turn you into a human!"
"Woah! Really?"
"Here you go!" The Man said, and gave the cure to Mummy.
"An apple?"
"Yeah! That Easter Fairy person gave it to me. Eat it!"
"Okay."

And Mummy took a big, big bite. Let's hope this doesn't end like Snow White! Hey, that rhymes!
In a flash of red light, Mummy was transformed into his original self. I strolled over to Mummy (which doesn't sound right, as he no longer is a Mummy), and stared deep into his eyes. There was only one thing on my mind... ...calling the Salon to book mummy in for an appointment! *The End*

I would just like to say a huge thank you to everybody who has followed the whole story :) I know that the schedule has been very irregular (the first & second parts were uploaded over a year ago!), but I hope that you've enjoyed it :)

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#5andreeatuveneJan 31, 2011

Great story :XWhere did you get the piano? \;\))

#6devonadairJan 31, 2011

That was sooo awesome and HILARIOUS lol!!! Loved it!! \:\) Though he needs a nose job lol

#7sunkissed2010Feb 1, 2011

i absolutely loved it!..i hope you write more like it...\:\)

#8spitzmagicFeb 1, 2011

hahahahah that was just the cutest story ever...\:wub\: Made my day (((Jack))) \:wub\: Thanks \:D

#9vacationgirl42Feb 1, 2011

lol. The ending was so cute, it made me laugh out loud.   Very nice nice story.....  \:rah\:

#10fabrizioammolloFeb 4, 2011

This have been a very unusual and original story. Really enjoyable! \:rah\:

#11spladoumFeb 7, 2011

The salon?! ... hopefully you're calling the plastic surgeon next!  Good god, what a schnozz! :P

#12TaroianAug 14, 2011

\:D I love this chapter It's the final chapter isn't it? (I think it is as I were looking at all your stories history page this seems the last of mummy stories). Thanks Jack. I enjoy this chapter as much as the other chapters. What a nose!! The "performance" part is hilarious. Love when the couple swings at their garden. Who gave them that new house? LOL Maybe the creepy man. Took me this long to check back but this story series worth my time. I like this. Thank you mysteryjack1! Write more when you will have spare time. (and tell me)

#13Audrey MaySep 18, 2011

I agree with April!!!  What a nose!!!  Very entertaining story, Jack!  \:D

#14TanyellaSep 27, 2011

Mummy has an extremely large nose doesn't he?

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